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Jon Humanity – 11:04 mm:ss – Miss Universe – Miss Gendereversed
Good analyses of the manly appearence of freshly elected French Miss Universe

Not surprisingly the organizers of beauty pageants are private and as late as 2015 the co-owner of the Miss Universe (s)elections was none other than Donald Trump. Currently Miss Universe is  owned by IMG and William Morris Endeavor and produced by their event company “Trans World International“. How fitting.

Mittenaere and Sylvie Tellier
Iris Mittenaere and Sylvie Tellier – Miss France 2016 & 2002 respectively
•Tellier is General Director of both Miss France and Miss Europe Organization (privately owned)

Politics seem to be linked both literally and covertly in these public ceremonies and the current title-holder comes from France in the person of Iris Mittenaere. Iris is of course easy on the eye on first impression with her immaculate make-up and dress branded with her Miss Universe insignia. But Iris isn’t just flashy on the retina, her name is also an uncanny mnemonic trick for the french audience as her name closely mimics that of former french President François Mitterrand (1981-1995).

One might need to be a bit familiar with french to understand the trick, but it is quite simple – inversion of the last half of Mitterrand’s name phonetically. The last part of the beauty-queens family-name is inverted and spelled differently from the late presidents name.
•Mitterrand [phonetically: mitt-r-an]
•Mittenaere [phonetically: mitt-n-ar]

Both spellings have silent letters and could be understood as ‘ran’ and ‘nar’ when referring to pronunciation in french.

Mittenaere easy on the one eye
Iris Mittenaere – easy on the one eye

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A dame Madame

Elite Gender Inversion is very much linked to social status and hierarchy and one of the countries that still perpetuate tradition in an important way is England and the British Monarchy. Ever since the order of the Garter was created in 1348 (by Edward III) the ruler of the Commonwealth Empire reward and honor both nobility and minor nobility.

If the Elite do practice inversion, it stands to reason that new members of the Nobility would be compatible with the criteria of gender inversion. As knighthood indeed signify being part of the Elite, who are actually invited into the club ? The latest Honors lists were distributed this New Year Eve, and the 2017 honors have so far been given to 34 Gentlemen (Sir’s) and 14 Dames.
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Baird Vera
Dame Vera Baird – Northumbria Police and Crime Commissioner
Knighthood for services to women and equality
•wide shoulders, long arms, long neck with suspicious scars, wide set eyes, big ears and masculine hair quality

Beale Inga
Dame Inga Beale – CEO Lloyd’s of London
Knighthood for services to the economy
•wide shoulders, important ribcage and volume, suspected breast implants, long arms, big hands, masculine neck, deep male eyes and masculine hair quality

Day Leyser
Dame Henrietta Leyser Day – Science Director, Cambridge University
Knighthood for services to plant science, science in society
•square shoulders, square jaw, male nose and browridge with big deep set eyes, masculine neck and suspicion of Adams apple shave (scars camouflaged as riddles)

Fraser Helen
Dame Helen Jean Fraser – CEO, Girls’ Day School Trust
Knighthood for services to education
•male hands, shoulder-width and neck, male collarbones – male eyes, nose, mouth and brows

Grainger Katherine
Dame Katherine Grainger – Athlete (rowing)
Knighthood for services to sport and charity
•remnants of trachea shave, impossibly wide set shoulders, square face, wide set male eyes, mouth and male chin, jaw and nose

Milburn Martina
Dame Martina Milburn – CEO, The Prince’s Trust Group
Knighthood for for services to charity
•masculine overall expression with wide set male eyes, cheekbone and brows

Dame Muirhead 1
Dame Lorna Elizabeth Fox Muirhead – Lord-Lieutenant of Merseyside
Knighthood for her services to midwifery
•very big creature – still exudes masculinity with wide shoulders, male nose, brow-ridge and deep set eyes

Wintour Anne Vogue
Dame Anna Wintour – Chief Editor Vogue & Creative Director Condé Nast
Knighthood for services to fashion and journalism
•very wide set eyes, male shoulders, arms and neck – probable plastic surgery on mouth and nose

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Wanna Die Yet ?

Melissa Hartwig

Most cultural movement and fashions seem to be created by the Elite. If we are what we eat we might all be concerned that our food is weaponized by pesticides, new crops, farmed fish and hormone ridden animals.

With state politics and dietitians being based on a very funny looking pyramid, most concerned commoners will undoubtably seek further advice and literature on what they really should eat. This seems like a good idea – but also an area where we are ill suited to an advised opinion as nutrition very quickly get very scientific. Diet and nutritional literature are full of pair-reviewed studies and surveys that often are quite contradictory or too specific to actually help our general understanding and/or well-being.

As difficult it is to rely on official guide-lines, it can also be just as challenging to find the right answers for a healthy dietary plan by ourselves. It would be reassuring to have experts help us of course and there are many who pretend to do so. In fact, there is a whole industry that awaits us when we engage on the path to find better food for ourselves and our families. Did you ever buy soy-based foods at the advice of an expert or advertisement, maybe some flax-seeds or some vegetable oil ? Vitamins or supplements ?

Food is also a very gender-related topic with hormones often present that are neither much spoken about nor warned against. If we ask ourselves who might be interested in such matters related to food the answer seem quite mundane – EGI individuals. What better than an Elite group of MTF experts to show the way and separate the wheat from their staff ?

Melissa Hartwig
Melissa Hartwig (also pictured above)Food Freedom Forever
Certified Sports Nutritionist and Author of three books and the co-creator of the Whole30. She specializes in helping people change their relationship with food and create life-long, healthy habits.

Keren Gilbert
Keren Gilbert – The HD Diet
NYC Registered dietitian and nutritionist and founder of consultant firm Decision Nutrition. She is an accredited member of the American Dietetic Association, Greater New York Dietetic Association, Nutrition Entrepreneurs, Dietitians in Business, The Diabetes Care, Education Dietetic Practice Group and SCAN.

JJ Virgin
JJ Virgin – Sugar Impact Diet
Author, celebrity nutrition & fitness expert, tv-host and public speaker. Virgin went to UCLA and graduated in biomechanics, sports medicine, exercise physiology, nutrition and aging. An active Mensa member, she has taken more than 40 post-graduate courses.

Bee Wilson
Bee Wilson – This Is Not A Diet Book
Educated at Ph.D. from Trinity College (Cambridge) Bee is an author, food journalist and historian. Wilson wrote a food colomn for the New Statesman for five years, and currently writes for Sunday Telegraph’s Stella magazine. Also wrote a books on fraud in the food industry (The Dark History of Food Fraud, from Poisoned Candy to Counterfeit Coffee).

Marion Nestle
Marion Nestle – What to Eat
PhD in molecular biology and an MPH in public health nutrition from the University of California, Berkeley. Currently the Paulette Goddard Professor of Nutrition, Food Studies, and Public Health at New York University. She is also a professor of Sociology at NYU and a visiting professor of Nutritional Sciences at Cornell University.

Kris Carr
Kris Carr – Crazy Sexy Diet
Best-selling author (Amazon & NYT), wellness activist and cancer survivor. Documented her battle against a rare type of cancer (epithelioid hemangioendothelioma) in her own documentary film ‘Crazy Sexy Cancer’.

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Have a Cigar

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain

People who deceive others often cannot hide their delight as they find a secret pleasure in fooling others. It gives them a feeling of superiority. They have one up on us, and they rejoice in “duper’s delight” as they consider their audience foolish and stupid.

There might be many levels of force regarding the pleasure sociopaths experience when successfully deceiving the public. Mostly, the thrill would be a combined result from the magnitude of the lie combined with the level of credulity in the public for being so easily tricked.

The level of duper’s delight could be at a maximum when the Elite accomplish to pass for the opposite sex and even being rewarded by prices, titles and public acclaim for their duplicitous acting. From numerous exemples seen in Hollywood, many stars can be considered to perform gender inversion – and they must obviously have quite a lot in common in their club of initiates. They will probably all share common duping delight humor and anecdotes, even show it off in the press. After all, success it best experienced when sharing your feats with pairs and fellow connoisseurs.

When we look at all the symbols that are used in the media and entertainment industries we realise that things are not always what they are presented to be. One such example is the the cigar, a typical symbol of of the male phallus. Of course, many just see the literal meaning of tabacco love when men suck on their Cuban cigars repeatdly in movies and press material. If we consider many stars in reality also are gender-inverted lifetime actors it might be a case of definite duping delight to figuratively put their joke before our eyes. If an inverted individual do practice “traditional” sex – a cigar would well represent his/her true desires.

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
-Sigmund Freud


Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!
– Winston Churchill


A smoke in times of rest is a great companion to the solitary soldier.
–Ernesto “Che” Guevara


You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
–Aldous Huxley

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