Weird Beard


Jack Passion – 2 times World Beard Champion (2007, 2009)

Although both men and women have equal amounts of hair potential through their hair receptors or follicles, it is the male hormones that turn fine colourless hair into thicker, longer and more pigmented hair types. Hair follicles have a growth cycle of around seven years and a follicle must go through its whole growth cycle to regenerate as one hair type or another, Vellus hair or Terminal hair. It is the level of male hormones that determine the number of terminal follicles that produce facial, pubic and scalp hair which make beards unique to men due to their androgen hormone production and thus qualify male facial hair as a secondary sexual characteristics.

Historically beards always played a part in human culture. At the origin, facial hair would have a practical aspect as it protects the face from wind, sun, rain and cold weather. Beards probably also served as an intimidating factor during conflict, presenting a fiercer aspect to the enemy. As more advanced civilisations emerged there was no longer the same need for facial hair, and beards and moustaches at that point played merely a socio-cultural role and was in many cases reserved to the upper classes and nobility. At various points there have even been taxation for beards making it difficult to wear for men of modest fortune, and pulling someone’s beard in the middle ages required settlement in duel..


Jack Passion in Vitabeard beard vitamin promotion
•Typical female headshape, short humerus bone (upper arms), thin sandcolored hair, sparse blond bodyhair, weak eyebrows, narrow sloping shoulders, close facial features – close set eyes, short nose, short mouth – and big fluffy fake red beard.

The first american Beard World Champion was Jack Passion who surprised the world of facial hair during the 2007 World Championship in Brighton by winning 1st Place for Full Beard Natural in his debut competition. Sporting a long thick beard he astutely named ‘Big Red’, Jack has committed complete devotion to his beard thus making him a natural winner at only 23 years old and the first ever ‘Professional Beardsman’ with his 2011 TV series “Whisker Wars” and his milestone book ‘The Facial Hair Handbook’ selling well.

It might be debated whether John Giles really is the first professional beardsman in history, but his commercial success and public image sure has been well orchestrated and professionally managed. The first professional beard-impersonators might in reality have been Ancient Egypt nobility who equally favoured red beards which might be why (lumber) Jack Passion really chose an unnatural red coloured beard despite his own thin and effeminate blond hair.

Jack Passion’s facial hair constitute but a part of his scripted persona as the first American Full Natural Beard World Champion. When we consider that everything Jack do, wear and say is carefully staged and put together in order to create the illusion of a hairy Lumberjack Joe, it becomes clear it’s not really about his ‘Big Red’ beard. The beard is merely what sells him as a female to male EGI role model for men  – and his beard just part of the theatrics behind the retarded lumberjack hairy fashion the Elite has instigated as a useful tool to capture the attention and dictate the behaviour of young men. The beard is simply the tool of the trade, and as fake as Santa Claus, Jesus Christ and Egyptian Pharaohs all-together.

zbainter – 07:06
Passion (2011) – Short film



Jack Passion at the premiere of Mansome (2012)
•Typical female headshape, short arms, thin sandcolored hair, very weak eyebrows, no brow-bone, narrow shoulders, female hips, small hands & close facial features – close set eyes, short nose, short mouth – and ‘Big Red’ false beard.

Original text here & EGI forum post there

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Buffalo Jill


Portrait of William F. Cody known as ‘Buffalo Bill’ (1911)

William Frederick Cody (1846-1917) was an international icon and front-figure for the conquest of the West. Cody started working at 11 after his father died, and by age 14 he was engaged by the Pony Express which marked his debut as a rider and horseman. As a young adult he joined the Union army (1863–1865) during the American Civil War and later became a scout to the US Army in the long lasting American Indian Wars. Cody retired as a US Army Chief of Scouts in 1872 and was awarded the Medal of Honour for gallantry the same year.

Before William Cody quit the Army 26 years old, he had already made the news some years earlier with a series of articles and a novel, even making the front page of the Chicago Tribune. The novel was entitled ‘Buffalo Bill, King of the Bordermen‘ and gave Cody his famous nick-name that originated from Cody’s feat of killing 11 out of 12 buffalos while hunting to feed starving Pony Express* railroad workers.

Cody started his long career as showman with the ‘Buffalo Bill Combination‘ in 1874 and later established the touring ‘Buffalo Bill’s Wild West‘ show in 1883. Cody would continue to spend long periods hunting and scouting, before he began more extensive touring as his ‘Wild West’ met considerable success, performing both in the United States and Europe until 1913. Buffalo Bill was considered worldwide as one of the best known people of his time.

When we analyse William Cody’s career, it is hard not to notice his main occupation was as an actor in his Wild West show during forty years (1873-1913), while his legend as a scout and huntsman lasted less than 9 years. Even in his own time many questioned Buffalo Bill’s real merits and skills.

Seen in todays perspective, it would seem that a large part of William Cody’s life was construed for his later role as a poster-figure for the conquest of the West, and the unification of the American Nation as it was in need of heroes and myth to help create an identity strong enough to hold the American dream together.


Buffalo Bill (1892) with his rifle Springfield Model 1866
•distinctive ‘Mona Lisa’ look in the picture displaying soft thrown out wide hips, narrow shoulders, short arms and fake beard and moustache


William F Cody (1885) in cowboy hat and embroidered, fringed vest
•no jawline, small ears, no brow and very soft grown eyebrows, shallow eyes, soft skin, and artificial theatrical beard and moustache

Cody’s larger than life character hence appears to be a role played in the interest of a young nation in need of glory and noble values. Buffalo Bill seems skillfully crafted and the role played by the lifetime actor and master mason* William Frederick Cody. To best portray his ‘Wild West’ persona there is no doubt Bill could ride and shoot but his skills and attire must be considered part of a script and not the result of a genuine life on the prairie.

As any Wild West performance artist, we must assume much attention was given to his appearence and that his embroidered coats, hats and belts were as well sought out as his hairstyle – and fake beard. If Buffalo Bill was no authentic scout, but rather a trained actor, we must remember how prevalent EGI has proven to be in Hollywood and film from the inception. A capable female actress could very well have played the part of Bill, and the proof might be in the beard – and if you look closely, you might equally see the hidden features* of an EGI lifetime actor.

Ina Talk Shows – 02:35 (in french)
1910 : Buffalo Bill – Archive INA


*Cody was a 32nd degree mason in the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry
*article on ‘Bearded men’ (here) and EGI forum posts on beard (here)

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Fuckalot’s

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Jack Nicholson and longtime Partner Anjelica Huston

To the general public the Female to Male (FTM) are the least obvious transgendered individuals to identify. With hormones and plastic surgeries these FTM entities become very hard to spot. The Elite do not however stop their effort at mere appearence and often seek to combine surface work with more profound scripting that target the public in more discrete and indirect ways.

With modern society becoming all the more quantified and competition based, the Alpha Male has become more intrusive than ever and force new standards and behavior upon us. The Elite primarily work to advantage their own class and members and it is therefore likely and predictable that many (if not all) of male and female role models promoted in contemporary culture to be EGI or suspect thereof.

We are mostly aware of the promotion that is done to favor particular individuals or looks when the Elite elect the most sexy person alive, the best male actor of the year or the most powerful man in this or that industry. Also in sports the game seem to be rigged in favor of chosen individuals that incarnate success and become leader figures that later sell us their advice for eating, training or thinking our way to the ‘top’.

Less apparent, but maybe more efficient is the promotion of negative values such as masochistic behavior such as womanizing. There is logically nothing to respect from disrespectful behavior such as serial fucking and one night stands – still it is a powerful tool used by the Elite to build gender identification and to establish mathematically verifiable superior alpha males that outperform any regular schmuck contender. To create ‘bedroom beasts‘ both reinforce gender characteristics intrinsically as much as it validates outstanding virility and hierarchical authority between males.

Among other tactics for dissimulating gender inversion, serial fucking could be considered an efficient artifact the Elite can construct out of thin air and that create myths that are as solid and long-lived as they are deceitful. Most of the celebrities hereunder appear to have an uncanny common taste for very masculine life partners once they settle in, sometimes after some elusive Sex Addiction rehab program.

I’m no longer sure there are any celebrity alpha males to be found and that – when announced – it is done so to deceive us and hide a very different sexuality and proclivities altogether – Female to Male EGI individuals disguised* as Alpha Males – or Fuckalot’s.

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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy got out of bed on the wrong foot

The Dirty Dozen – Celebrity Alpha Males

# 01 Warren Beatty (80) — slept with 12000 women
•Beatty basically slept with every star you ever heard of from his generation, including Madonna, Melanie Griffith, Carol Alt, Stephanie Seymour, Darryl Hannah, and even Mary Tyler Moore
# 02 Gene Simmons (67) — had sex with 5000 women
•When the Kiss singer was asked if it was true he’d slept with 4, 897 women, he replied “A lot of them didn’t get a lot of sleep, but that’s a good guess.”
# 03 Charlie Sheen (51) — bedded 5000 women
•Sheen has allegedly had sex with Brittany Ashland, Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, Heather Hunter, Sherilyn Fenn, Robin Wright, Winona Ryder, Heidi Fleiss, and countless others
# 04 Mick Jagger (74) — more than 4000 partners of both sexes
•Some of his conquests include, Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Farrah Fawcett, and uhmm, even David Bowie
# 05 Julio Iglesias (73) — over 3000 sexmates
•the honey-voiced Spanish singer has bedded around 3,000 women, and suggests that number could be an underestimate. “That probably was until 1976, so they didn’t count the other women…”
# 06 Hugh Hefner (91) — slept with 2000-5000 bunnies
•the Playboy founder has slept with many girls, but Even Hefner hasn’t kept count. “I stopped counting a long time ago, I’ve never thought in terms of quantity, but more in terms of quality.”
# 07 Jack Nicholson (80) — over 2000 partners
•Jack Nicholson once boasted that he has slept with more than 2000 women. “Every age… some of them with their mothers.”
# 08 Simon Cowell (57) — intimate with 2000 women
•Cowell claims an average of two women a week for 20 years, and Glamour model Alicia Douvall claims to have enjoyed sex with Simon Cowell 11 times a night in “sex marrathon’s”
# 09 Bill Wyman (80) — sex with more than 1000 girls
•It’s claimed Bill once slept with 265 women in a year – “Me and Brian used to look out of the windows, ‘cos we shared a suite, and we would ask the night porter to go out and get the one in the striped thing and the one in the shorts next to her, and they’d come up, and you’d spend a couple of hours with them and say bye and give ’em a kiss, and then about half an hour later you’d say, ‘That one in the red dress.’”
# 10 Rod Stewart (72) – over 1000 blonde partners
•Rocker Rod had a penchant for blondes and bedded more than 1,000 girls before finally settling down. “The most memorable is always the current one, the rest just merge into a sea of blondes.”
# 11 Russell Brand (42) — more than 1000 female companions
•has bedded his ex-wife Katy Perry, Kate Moss, Geri Hallowell, and around a thousand more women
# 12 Tiger Woods (41) – over 120 females exposed to his golf club
•Tiger Woods is said to have confessed to sleeping with 120 women during his five-year marriage to wife Elin

*quite a few of these sexual predators have already been examined or ‘transvestigated’ on Youtube in video with commentary and analyses:
•Bill Wyman and Mick Jagger
junglesurfertv – 13:26 mm:ss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uj1mtWNwDg

•Jack Nicholson
Jon Humanity – 15:38 mm:ss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvKNZgsxBg

•Simon Cowell
Transvestigations by Hans – 14:51 mm:ss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmDMqCthEtE

•Russell Brand
Apostle Laura Lee – 09:11 mm:ss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKiW1n7haY

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